Blog Themes

[General | Cerebral Palsy | Philosophy | Politics | Soccer | Real Ale]

NB: To post a blog comment, simply click on the link at the end of the post that indicate how many comments there currently are.

Sunday, 28 December 2008

Viagra gives CIA intelligence on Afghan warlords


Apparently, the blue pill is getting warlords hard and sexually satisfying their polygamous lifestyle, reports the BBC in return to giving CIA Agents intelligence on Afghan warlords. (read here)

Well, it seems like everyone's a winner then!

In one case, a 60-year-old warlord with four wives was given four pills and four days later detailed Taleban movements in return for more.


....

In the case of the 60-year-old warlord - the head of a clan in southern Afghanistan who had not co-operated - operatives saw he had four younger wives.

The pills were explained and offered. Four days later the agents returned.

"He came up to us beaming," the Post quoted an agent as saying. "He said, 'You are a great man.'


Sex sells, it seems.

Brilliant.

Saturday, 27 December 2008

Coachmakers Arms - Warlock Stout





Houston - Warlock Stout - 4.7% ABV





Beautiful. Good to relax after a long day. ****/5

-- Post From My iPhone

Smithfield with James





Coachmakers was closed...





So we came Smithfield for some Bombardier!





Good times!

-- Post From My iPhone

Friday, 26 December 2008

Google Analytics


Well, I was bored, and remembered I had Google Analytics on this site.. giving me all the statistical data my nerdiness would ever want or need.

But then I found out I took the code out when I revamped the design on the blog at the start of the month!

D'oh!

But yes, I'll produce a nice report at the end of the week and every month will be a breakdown on the stats for the website.

Fun Fun.

Alias


I have stumbled across an internet alias I'm going to love to use, for my internet games and suchlike, as I have come across perhaps my most fun character in a TV Series I'm watching at the moment over Christmas - The West Wing.

Lord John Marbury. - see wiki entry

He's a eccentric character, and he's great for his salacious comments. Best of all, he's drunk. It's great how the Americans portray the Royal Family and the Brits on this show.

Brilliant.

So, you may now see that I post under the name "Lord John Marbury", and tomorrow, I think, I fancy creating a Metal Gear Online character under the same name. (If only I can find the disk...)

Christmas Speeches

Every Year, Channel 4 broadcast an "alternative" christmas speech.

This year, it was by the Iranian President Ahmadinejad.

The Christmas speech, as normal was given by our lovely Queen.

Check the links above to watch the clips (if you're interested).

Basically, the UK Government has expressed their outrage at C4's broadcast because Ahmadinejad is "racist", "anti-semetic", "homophobic". That all may be, but that isn't the point.

The annual Queen speech, by contrast, is a patronizing debacle that only reminds us Britons that we are subjects, not citizens. It's hardly perfect either.

In the first case, the Iranian Christmas message is insulting because of its racial and extreme beleifs that give the impression if we don't consort to these beleifs we are not good people. That is, of course the idea with following religious scripture ideals, isn't it?

The second, the Queen's speech, is like I said, a reminder of the class-prejudice, pro-Aristocratic that just seems as downright patronizing.

We are all people created equal, before God, before the law. So let's ditch these religious and class - namely biased - speeches for Christmas. Let's have something secular, and meaningful. Something that is actually relevant and we can all relate to and subscribe in the 21st Century.

Something that is actually worth watching, anyway. Why anyone would want to be patronized by the Queen or lectured to by the President of a rogue, religious state I don't know. Where, in Iran, violation of its religious teachings are not crimes against our family but crimes against the state is a direct example why it is not worth listening to. The Monarchy, and all it symbolizes, is reason enough not to listen to it.

We are all equal. Maybe next year I could mock my own Christmas speech. Now that would be something.

Thursday, 25 December 2008

Shunt

Never seen THIS in my life!





Put on ice and 9 days old and I was knifed!

Fun!

-- Post From My iPhone

Christmas Wedding





Wendy and Dean Machin





My outfit for the day! Stars in honour of "star girl" :)

-- Post From My iPhone

The Glam Rocker!

Thanks Sue for the hair!














-- Post From My iPhone

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

Coachmakers Arms - Santa's Secret





Wentworth Brewery - Santa's Secret - 4.0% ABV





I thought this beer sounded a bit rude with a sexual undertone. Pours brilliantly with great head! ****/5

-- Post From My iPhone

Coachmakers Arms - Northumberland Ale





Northumblerand Brewery - Original Ale - 4.5%ABV





Dark, but nice. Where is Northumberland, I wonder? In the South?

***/5

-- Post From My iPhone

Coachmakers Arms - Goodwill Bitter





O'Hanlon's - Goodwill Bitter - 5.0% ABV





Strong bitter, tis the season! Jolly brew!

***/5

-- Post From My iPhone

Coachmakers Arms - Good Elf





Twaites - Good Elf - 4.0%ABV






I feel like a man! And old man!! ****/5


-- Post From My iPhone

Coachmakers Arms - Old Boy





Oldershaw - Old Boy - 4.8% ABV





Again, dark, creamy. It's nice!

***/5

-- Post From My iPhone

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Mr Slinky





A new friend. Present from Macca and Kimmels!

Thank you for Mr Slinky!

-- Post From My iPhone

All I want for Christmas...





Is hair!
-- Post From My iPhone

PINK





VK Cherries in Pink.

Not very macho, but the Underground wouldn't let me in for £1 V&C =[

-- Post From My iPhone

Snakebites Pt II





I am enjoying it, obviously. I'm not allowed to wear Mr Hat in Reflex! DAMN!!

-- Post From My iPhone

Snakebites





Reflex. Snakebite. A crazy night in Hanley. All of S-o-T must be out, can't get in the underground!

-- Post From My iPhone

Monday, 22 December 2008

Audrey!

Everyone see how good I look now!:





Apparently I look like Kane: